If I don't change the mood theme on this, the smilies will drive me mad. I am not kidding. Someone help me work this out. I know nothing about computers. Just kidding... I'll work it out. Honest. I am not old enough to have trouble with computers. I mean, really. That is ridiculous.

Apparently I am no longer allowed to be "in two places at once". I don't know what anyone is talking about, I'm not physically capable of that. Regardless, I'm never late for the classes I teach, and that really should be the primary concern here, eh? Anyway, right, not allowed to do that anymore. Whatever.

Also, no more internet auctions. I'm done with that.

I mean it this time.

- Toby